since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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