in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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