After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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