i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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