i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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