Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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