White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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