Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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