i already hear my dad disowning me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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