Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
