she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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