This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm having to shit out rocks
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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