well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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