Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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