Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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