I'm really into asian looking animals
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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