thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
someone get that fucking seahorse.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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