If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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