What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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