I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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