My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They took my balls.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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