We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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