I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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