This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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