Whod you bang
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
