You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Randomize
