Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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