Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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