Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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