Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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