Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I am naked and annoyed.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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