new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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