what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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