He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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