I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She's the barista slut.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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