porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
how does that bad decision feel?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
