So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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