So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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