bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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