You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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