i just wanna soil my oats bro
its not stalking. its research.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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