This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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