We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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