Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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