Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
