Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
FUCK WHALES
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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