quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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