problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
