Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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