Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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