you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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