Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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