the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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