I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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