what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This couple is walking their pig around campus
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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