if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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